For years, programmers and consultants
have tried to figure out what makes WLNG tick or try to concoct
a scenario as to why it still exists. I’ve lived on the East End of Long Island most of
my life and I’ve just recently begun to understand why this station
works.
WLNG is to radio much like the Pennysaver
is to newspapers. Not
something you would ever read from cover to cover, but if you were
looking for something local, you would definitely open the pages. There’s
a little bit of everything and it’s all just around the
corner. WLNG isn’t about playing “oldies,” it’s
about the community and what’s going on. If the latest
thing in radio is your IPOD on shuffle, then LNG is your scanner on
roam.
The original post mentions ratings and
out here in wine country ratings are for suckers. Don Brink of
WRCN once told me that all the ratings meant was that someone sneezed
while filling out a diary and you got credit for it. Back then
there was no Hamptons-Riverhead book, but it still holds true today. WLNG
doesn’t buy or need “the
book” because it’s the response to the ads that retain
the sale and LNG is way ahead of the competition. As just a small
example; anytime I’ve run into Paul, Rusty or Gary and they’ve
put me on the air for one minute, I’ll run into 5-6 people who
will later say they heard me on the air. Politicians from all
east end towns know their ad HAS to be on LNG to be re-elected. You
see, despite having 75 minutes worth of commercials per hour, people
listen to those ads much like people read the ads in the Pennysaver. And
like the Pennysaver, the commercials are part of the content. Good,
bad or ugly; most people do their own ads!
Death Notices and lost dogs may sound bizarre
to the outsider, but many times I’ve been able to reach out to a family I’ve known
over the years because I heard it over the air. I’ve known
many people who’ve had pets returned to them through WLNG. I
know what’s going on in my kids‘ schools, when the carnival
is coming to Jamesport and where last night’s fire took place. And
you haven’t experienced all of radio’s wonder until you’ve
listened to Paul Sidney during a hurricane.
Now could all this be done without the
reverb, jingles and hitting the post on “Color My World?” Of
course, but where else could you do and play what you wanted on the
air and still win big? Seriously, if
you could play a song that peaked at # 47 in 1962 just because it was
your favorite song and could get away with it, wouldn’t you? And
don’t think those guys don’t know it. As the bumper
sticker says, “I Put Up With WLNG.” And believe
me, many do. I’ve gone into my accountant’s office
and heard Rusty giving away donuts for TV trivia. And then have
the secretary tell me to hold on a sec because she was calling in the
answer. I’ve
been on people’s boats and there’s LNG’s marine report. I’ve
sat in the Supervisor of the Town of Riverhead’s car and there
was WLNG so he would know what was going on.
Allan, you say there’s no competition out here and that’s
simply not true. There are more signals on the dial here than in
midtown Manhattan. Plenty of local stations with equal or better
signal patterns cover the market, plus a great deal of Connecticut stations
provide many well-tested formats. And out here, competition includes
everything from newspapers to the phone book to the signboards on the
back of a Little League field. Unlike New York, there are no specific “newspaper” or “radio
buys.” Businesses have one, often very lean, advertising
budget and you fight for any dollar you can get.
You say that WLNG wouldn’t work in a market like New York and
you are absolutely, unequivocally correct. But to that I have to
add that you could take any radio station from New York City and put
it out here and it would not bill what WLNG bills. Unless you have
competed against, worked for and/or lived with WLNG; you will sound like
hundreds of other “big-city” programmers who think they
can teach these hicks on the twin forks a thing or two about radio. Come
out here and try it. Your station might sound good and may even
top the ratings on occasion (see above). But you will lose money.
There are many stations out here that have
and are still trying. I
tried with WWHB, Paul Simon and Billy Joel tried after I left, SONY tried
with “big city” personalities and a seven person newsroom. Even
WNEW-FM, in its rock ‘n roll heyday, gave it their best shot. They’re
all gone. Out here, in our “real world,” Paul Sidney
and company are still standing.